This may not surprise. Chris is not convinced that I am a genius. When the smoke alarms kept ringing, my “solution” was to rip out the offending alarm. Guess what? It did not work. The alarms actually bleep without being hooked up to electricity. How can that be? Seems crazy to me, but its not fake news. Added to that, I have only been here 2 weeks and I have already figured out how to use the coffee maker. It has taken extreme diligence on my part but I did it! Yet despite these successes, she really does not think I am a genius.